Edit this, cross boy!
That's not, in the strictest sense of the word "truth," um, true at all. Actually, I don't wear crosses because I always worry that Jesus really will come back and, you know, see us all wearing crosses and what will he think about that?
It's kind of like if he had been scourged to death and came back in power to find us all wearing little cat o'nine tails pendants. Creepy.
Anyway, there it is. My lawyer will be in touch.